Dating profiles gone wrong
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So, imagine my shock when, checking in a week later, I saw that she had received 21 messages. Yes, there were 400 plus other visitors who checked out the profile and sensibly turned tail, but 21 was still about 20 more messages than I had expected her to receive.
Maybe they were, despite all the Internet heat they had taken, actually getting what they wanted.
I decided that there was only one way to investigate this phenomenon: go undercover online as the most demanding dater the men in my zip code have ever encountered, and see what happened.
a guy who sent the same exact mass email to hundreds of women! I laughed along with everyone else while I read these — and yet, I wondered about the people behind the viral urban love legends. Maniacs whose minds and spirits had been broken by the Internet dating grind, and now they had to walk the lonely moors of Ok Cupid and Tinder alone, muttering quietly to themselves about "having standards"?
Or perhaps, I thought, they know something that we don't.